OUTLASTING
Alive

p0lariss:

*follows dreams* *dreams dont follow back* *unfollows dreams*

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pleasecornetobrazil:

"omg why are you crying?" "the economy, bro"

yellowberet:

ghostmoritz:

yellowberet:

our friend noah

almost got mugged today

they were like “give us your money”

and he literally was like “no thanks?” and WALKED AWAY

and it worked

WHAT THE FUCK????

me and my friend were walking down the street and she had her phone in her back pocket and she felt someone take it and she immediately turned around, grabbed his arm, and said “phone.” and he just gave it back

WEAK-ASS MUGGERS GOD PULL YOURSELVES TOGETHER

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korrakun:

my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing

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bombing:

birds need to shut the hell up. if i made half the noise they did at 5 in the morning i’d be arrested

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cumberbatchaddictsanonymous:

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

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greetings:

every teen after missing like 300 calls from their mom

Anonymous: what drugs have you done

h0odrich:

nice try mom

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